不狐涂 | 如何优雅地测量一只猫的体积?

因为猫是液体，所以把它倒进量筒里，眼睛平视凹页面最低处，得到的读数就是体积。
补充：有不知道那么为什么是液体的，请看～
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看完后大家不要把自己家猫往瓶子里塞哦～19日补充：盆景猫只是谣言。大家可以看百科的解释。
20日：我不赞成把猫泡在水里测体积。即使你无视了它们的恐惧，当你把它从水里捞出来的时候…
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感受到他们的不爽了吗？
22日：狗狗们听说，有人要拿它们浸水代替猫的密度～
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所以啦，只要趁猫猫优雅的睡觉的时候~
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<img src="https://pic2.zhimg.com/489112b21146e06da82c7c61da22cc79_b.jpg" data-rawheight="480" data-rawwidth="640" class="origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb" width="640" data-original="https://pic2.zhimg.com/489112b21146e06da82c7c61da22cc79_r.jpg"><img src="https://pic2.zhimg.com/5b8e3c1a1b54084990709fa5cf0954a9_b.jpg" data-rawheight="404" data-rawwidth="500" class="origin_image zh-lightbox-thumb" width="500" data-original="https://pic2.zhimg.com/5b8e3c1a1b54084990709fa5cf0954a9_r.jpg">赶紧去亲两口啊！
千载难逢的机会啊！
测什么体积！>__<
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