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Skipping Class
6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。
Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning Why What did you do yesterday afternoon I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it …
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead
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(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean Not too many and not too few
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
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逃课
铸造
安妮塔：我永远都不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课
凯文：把“逃课”当作大学生活的原则
肯：渴望逃课，但不敢逃课
杰森：总是承诺不逃课
史蒂文：总是给自己一个逃课的好借口
丽塔：一个专业的班级队长
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第一场
（安妮塔、凯文、肯、杰森、史蒂文和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯和杰森在去教室的路上相遇。）
肯：你为什么迟到？你刚刚错过了最后一节课。老师给了我们期中考试的主要题目。
杰森：噢，见鬼！我只是错过了。你能把笔记借给我吗？这样我可以复印一份？
肯：当然，如果你能给我一个你没来上课的好理由的话。你答应过我今天会准时上课。
杰森：相信我，我会信守诺言的。问题是我今天要参加“商业管理”考试，我一直在准备，直到今天凌晨三点。然后我睡着了，今天早上十点醒来。
肯：你今天早上学习到三点？为什么？昨天下午你做了什么？我知道你昨天四点钟有空。
杰森：嗯，我在网上遇到了一个老朋友，我们聊得太久了…
肯：看在上帝的份上！你不在乎下周的期中考试吗？
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场景二
（安妮塔、史蒂文和凯文在教室前互相交谈。安妮塔正试图阻止史蒂文和凯文逃课。）
安妮塔：嘿，几分钟后我们就要上“商业管理”课了。你要去哪里？别告诉我你要和杰森争论。
史蒂文：我会为我的好朋友做任何事。当然，我会和那个让我的好朋友难受的家伙争论。
安妮塔：你总是喜欢参与别人的事情。你会有麻烦的。你不知道吗。。。
凯文：安妮塔，别生他的气。他不会听你的。别管他。顺便说一句，我还在等你的决定。你明天和我一起去听音乐会吗？
安妮塔：哦，对不起，我差点忘了。明天几点？
凯文：两点钟。我迫不及待地想见到我可爱的超级明星——裘琳。哦，太棒了！
安妮塔：等等。我们明天下午有微积分课。你疯了吗？
凯文：嗯，我不是。但我认为我们可以从别人那里复制笔记。
安妮塔：不，这是一门非常重要的课。如果你不听讲座，你永远不会理解它。
凯文：对我来说没什么区别。即使我在课堂上，我也永远不会明白老师在说什么。再说，谁喜欢看那个秃头老头？
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（微积分课结束后，安妮塔正在去圣塔大楼的路上。与此同时，丽塔正从宿舍走向圣塔大楼。他们在实验室前相遇。）
丽塔：我来了。听着，我做了我答应过的事。我是个好女孩，不会逃课。
安妮塔：你在说什么？这是第五节课。你今天早上逃掉了前四节课。昨天你答应过不会逃课。
丽塔：是吗？我们上午没有课，但星期三下午有空。
安妮塔：对不起？今天是星期四，我们一整天都在上课。另外，今天早上我们出去上课的时候，你没见过我们吗？
丽塔：我以为你要去图书馆。
安妮塔：你现在疯了，因为你逃课太多了。
丽塔：你为什么这么说？我知道我们明天要进行计算机程序测试。
安妮塔：你无法治愈。考试是今天早上！
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第四场
（肯和丽塔正在交谈。他们正在讨论如何逃课。）
肯：我想知道你的微积分教授为什么从来不参加。然而，每次我逃课，我的教授总是知道我缺席。我觉得我真的很不走运。
丽塔：嗯，你会很感激我现在要告诉你的，我的三个非常好的建议。
肯：它们是什么？
丽塔：现在请听我说——首先，不管你是否逃课，你都不会通过这门课。
肯：你怎么知道我不会及格？
丽塔：微积分非常难。我不相信你能通过。
肯：也许你是对的。还有什么？
丽塔：在你逃课之前，你应该善待每个人。在那之后，你应该尽量奉承你的教授。
肯：为什么？
丽塔：如果你善待同学，他们会帮你在考勤表上签名。如果你适当地奉承你的教授，你可以要求教授通过你的考试。最后，跳过要成功跳过课程，你不能跳过太多或太少的课程。
肯：你什么意思？不是太多也不是太少？
丽塔：你需要好天气逃课，这样你就可以出去玩了。然后你需要好的时机去新开的网吧打折。最后，你需要与同学建立良好的关系，这样他们才能为你掩盖事实。
肯：你是个天才。
丽塔：我只是很专业。
肯：我现在明白了。我有时会试试。哈哈哈哈！！！
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第五幕
（肯在停车场遇到了凯文。）
凯文：该上英语课了。你为什么在这里？
肯：我不想去上英语课。我想逃课。
凯文：为什么？
肯：因为有人告诉我逃课很有趣。
凯文：没错。我会告诉你逃课有多有趣。
肯：好的。我们走吧。
（凯文和肯逃课，出去和女孩们玩。他们俩的英语课都不及格。因此下学期他们将再次见到他们的英语老师珍。）
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